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Notices are issued on a case by case basis.

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Increased use of website

The Chapel website will now be used more regularly for notices, visitor information, service announcements, records, corrections to records, and any other matters which do not require the display of laminated posters.

The website was first started in 1997 by Simon, who is thanked for his service. Owing to pressure of other commitments over the last thirty years, Simon was rarely able to keep it updated, and has estimated his annual contribution at “about twenty minutes, if that.” This is accepted as broadly consistent with the condition in which the website was recently found.

Following successful attendance at a course titled Computers for the Over 60s, I have now taken over the day-to-day running of the site.

Visitors may therefore expect more frequent updates, clearer opening information, improved publication of notices, and a more efficient arrangement for finding out what has been cancelled before arriving. It is hoped that the website will become a proper digital home for the Chapel: accurate, welcoming, useful, and not dependent on Simon finding a space in his busy calendar.

Members of the congregation are encouraged to check the website regularly, particularly before services so you will know what is planned.

Signed: Geoff
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Items for the Archives

I would be grateful to any members that would be kind enough to share images of any items related to our Chapel and community. As you know, we have managed to secure a new www page that we are using to show visitors (from all corners of the world!) our history.

Thank you to everyone that already brought an item in to be photographed.

If you do manage to save a photo to a floppy disk yourself then please ensure it is in .bmp format if possible.

Please remember it can take up to two weeks to update the page due to my other commitments.

Signed: Simon
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Update to pothole situation

Update to pothole situation

New information has come to light regarding the appearance of the pothole (not a sinkhole) immediately adjacent to the front door of the Chapel.

We thank Tony for his honesty in admitting the hole was a probably a result of allowing his grandson to play in the yard with a shovel whilst we were inside watching the football results program. I take partial blame for this as I encouraged Tony to come over despite knowing he was meant to be babysitting.

You will have seen that this incident has caused considerable work to be done already with an aim to rectify the problem through Council funding. Not to mention the suffering it caused Mary who tripped in the hole and sprained her ankle.

Read Mary's complaint
Read the inspection record

Read minutes of relevant meeting

I am pleased to report that the hole has now been filled in. Tony managed to complete a top class job by scraping the original pebbles, that were found nearby, back into the hole with his foot. I will now inform Glyn and Stephen that the matter is closed.

The front door is now back in operation.

Signed: Geoff
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Attendance Reconciliation

The recorded number present at Sunday observance on 12 May 2021 has been amended following a review of CCTV footage from the time.

The number present at the Sunday observance has been amended from four to three. One person counted near the north window was later determined to have been outside the chapel for the duration of the reading.

Thanks to Glyn for his perseverance in raising this issue at each committee meeting for the last 5 years. Now I have control of the website I have amended the figure recorded and the matter is put to rest.

Signed: Geoff
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Request for help

Does anyone know how to delete posts on Wordpress, please?

I can create new posts fine but there doesn't seem to be an option to edit or delete them once posted.

If anyone in the community knows about this stuff then please make yourself known ASAP!

Signed: Geoff
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Hello World!

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!

Hi, this is a comment. To get started with moderating, editing, and deleting comments, please visit the Comments screen in the dashboard.

Signed: Geoff
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Message for Geoff

I know you've been talking badly of me to everyone, and that you tried to visit me at home last week (Thursday, 9:30 AM). I saw you on the doorbell camera so didn't answer.

As I said on the phone when you withheld your number - I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU OR BE PART OF THE CHAPEL ANY MORE.

You've gone too far this time. You need to respect my decision. NO-ONE LIKES BEGGARS.

I suggest you take over the website yourself - if you think you can do a better job of it!

The login details are:
username: simonpotts@tinchapel.com

password: changeme123

And I won't be collecting the charity stuff either so you'll need to rent a van (try the rental place near the station in town, they're meant to be really good value).

Signed: Simon
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Charitable donations update

The Chapel is not accepting charitable donations until further notice.

Items already left here have not been collected for some time, as Simon has not been able to take them to the central collection point with the regularity he originally promised.
(I didn't promise anything - Simon)

Our storage cupboard is now completely full and, as I have mentioned on several occasions, we are still receiving items unlikely to be welcomed anywhere, including tatty undergarments and over-worn holey slippers. Please note the additional “e”.

The Chapel has taken on a new smell entirely.

Please do not leave any further bags, boxes, or individual items at the Chapel until such time as Simon decides to do the right thing and fulfil his promise.
(No chance, I quit. Don't contact me again - Simon)

Signed: Geoff (via Simon)
Appeal

Have you seen Mr Banks?

Have you seen Mr Banks?

Mr Banks is missing. He is definitely not in the Chapel or surrounding areas.

He was last seen in the vestry yesterday at 5:00 pm and is not known to wander. He is an old cat, and I am very worried because he has missed at least three meals at this point.

Anyone with information is asked to contact the Chapel as soon as possible. There is no reward, but any information would be gratefully received never-the-less.

UPDATE: Thank you for your messages and concern over the last six months. Mr Banks wandered in a few minutes after this was posted as if nothing had happened. We are sorry it took so long to update this page.

Signed: Geoff (via Simon)
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Collection Plate Reminder – Overdue fees

It has been noted, with some regularity, that certain members of the congregation continue to pass the collection plate along as though it is not intended for them.

Attendance at a service is warmly welcomed, but the welcome does not remove the practical matter of payment. Speakers spend considerable time preparing their remarks, arranging their material and delivering the service, and it should not be assumed that this labour is being offered for nothing.

Several visiting speakers have now indicated that they wll not return if collections remain at their present level.

On one recent occasion the total amount collected was 16p, which is not close to adequate recompense for a morning’s work.

The following people are kindly reminded to settle the matter promptly and to contribute properly in future:

- Margret Albasson
- Tony Whitlesay

- Henry and Gayle Spackmore

- Joseph Brown

Signed: Geoff (via Simon)
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Damage to Chapel Property

Damage to Chapel Property

I am sad to report that damage has been found on one of the pews within our setting.

At some point, the phrase “Mary woz ere, Xmas 14” has been scratched into the backrest of a pew in the middle row on the right-hand side.

I have discussed the matter with Mary, who says she has no knowledge of it. This leaves three possible explanations:

1. that someone has done this in an attempt to frame Mary,
2. that the inscription has remained unnoticed since Christmas 1914,

3. or that Mary is lying.

Anyone with information is asked to come forward. In the meantime, members are reminded that the pews are part of the Chapel’s fabric and should not be marked, carved, scratched, initialled, dated, or used to settle personal disputes through vandalism.

Signed: Geoff (via Simon)
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New collection format

We are trialing a new format for passing around the collection plate.

It has become apparent that some attendees are leaving before the end of the service in order to avoid the collection plate.

In light of this, the collection plate will now be placed by the main door and contributions should be made on entry. Mary has agreed to oversee arrivals and ensure that no one attempts to slip in without contributing.

It's unfortunate that we are having to take these measures but needs must - just pay your dues please.

Signed: Geoff (via Simon)
Appeal

Do you have spare cushions?

Jean has requested that any member that may have spare cushions laying around their homes to consider donating them to the Chapel.

As you will be aware, the pews can become extremely cold during winter months and this extra padding can provide some warmth, and a degree of comfort, to those that may suffer from any medical conditions that are amplified at this time of year, such as haemorrhoids.

Please ensure that cushions are washed, and that they are not patterned or brightly coloured.

Thank you.

Signed: Simon
Appeal

Item found: do you recognise this?

Item found: do you recognise this?

An unusual small metal object has been found beside the rear storage cupboard, wrapped in a paper napkin.

The item is roughly thumb-sized, darkened with age, and appears to have a hinged part, two tiny holes, and no obvious purpose. It doesn't look like it was attached to something else but may be a component from a piece of equipment?

Anyone who recognises it, or who remembers putting it there, is asked to speak to Geoff so that it can be returned, registered in the archive, or disposed of.

Signed: Geoff (via Simon)
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Update on Financial Matters

Following my previous notice regarding the expected release of overseas funds, I can now confirm that the matter was not as was described in the original email.

After further correspondence with the Prince's representative and several more urgent requests for transfer fees, which were duly paid, it has become clear that no monies from this deceased prince’s fortune will be arriving.

It is difficult for me to admit that Jean was correct and I can confirm that I been the victim of a scam.

I have lost a significant amount of personal money and don't want to talk about it, ever.

Signed: Geoff (via Simon)
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Financial worries over

I am pleased to report that the Chapel’s financial difficulties may shortly be at an end.

This evening I received an email from the representative of a deceased Prince, who has explained that a very large sum of money is currently awaiting release and requires only a trustworthy person of good standing to assist with the necessary arrangements.

Naturally, I replied at once and have now sent them three significant payments to facilitate the smooth transfer.

Once the funds become available, I intend to make a substantial donation to the Chapel, with priority given to the roof, heating and general repairs.

I ask members not to spread this news too widely as financial dealings of this size require discretion and confidence.

Our chapel has been a lifeline for me and intend to repay some of that back forthwith.